i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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