I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think I won the penis lottery.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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