Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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