so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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