Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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