69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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