Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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