ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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