And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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