I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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