Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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