I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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