but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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