Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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