..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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