Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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