Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So vagazzling was a success
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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