You work out of a Hotel?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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