do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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