**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have tasted many bathrooms
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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