Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
These tits shall not be calmed
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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