but the lizard people decide everything anyway
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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