I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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