That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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