CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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