WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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