how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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