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This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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