he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Houston, we have a squirter
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Randomize