I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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