He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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