I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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