I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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