You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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