I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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