problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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