I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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