i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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