What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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