i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
