About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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