I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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