On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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