You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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