I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
