She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I could fuck to npr.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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