I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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