Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
