plz talk dirty to me
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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