Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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