No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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