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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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