she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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