Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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